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Bad Week for Doughy Divas
A not very flattering picture of Rosie O'Donnell is featured on the cover of this week's National Enquirer, breathlessly alerting us to the fact that the portly comedienne has recently topped 300 pounds. Isn't the Enquirer being so Nutrasweet to worry about Rosie's health? I guess the only thing worse crime than being an outspoken lesbian celebrity (aka Ellen Degeneres), is being a FAT outspoken lesbian celebrity.

In the meantime, American Idol contestant and my personal favorite, Frenchie Davis, was disqualified from the competition for appearing in Internet porn four years ago. I am happy to report that there are no nude pictures of MYSELF circulating on the Web, so stop searching!!!

May 24, 2003    8:12 pm
 
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