Celebrity Dietwatch

Scared Sinner: Martha Stewart


Martha Stewart is looking a little chunky heading to court, and who could blame her? She's giving Leona Helmsley strong competition in the super bitch sweepstakes, according to testimony so far. But Martha's biggest mistake is not treating the little people with contempt. It's trusting her money with handsome but vacuous, social climber, Peter Bacanovic. If I ever become rich, I want somebody ugly with bad hair managing my money, because that person go to his or her position by earning it. The ultimate irony of the Martha Stewart saga is that her billion dollar empire may very well be destroyed by two pretty, but not so bright, gay men.

Feb 07, 2004    7:53 pm
 
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