Celebrity Dietwatch

Very Scary: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

Yes, you can be be too rich and too thin, particularly when you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Skinny and slutty socialites, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, will soon be all over the boob tube with their new reality series, The Simple Life. Paris loves to make porn tapes and Nicole loves to party hard (hence her recent trip to rehab). Unfortunately, this is what passes for celebrity this day. I say bring back Charo and Rula Lenska. They had talent!

Nov 16, 2003    9:38 pm
 
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